Total Medals Earned: 930 (From 143 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,600 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/60 points)
Watch out for PoolSharks.
I need another quarter!
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Watch where you point that thing.
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-up
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock health power-down
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/180 points)
Capture 10 Characters
Capture 50 Characters
Achieve a high score of 900
Achieve a high score of 1500
PhD Newgrounds
Encounter all Characters
Capture 100 Pokemon
Medals Earned: 11/13 (225/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team